No time to watch Bond last night, had to catch the Amazing Race. Like most reality shows, I find that the people I enjoy the most and would like to see win are constantly clobbered by the show’s most obnoxious morons. If Ken and Gerard don’t make it right up to the last breath of this show I’ll be completely bummed out.

I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Flo watches this show and sees what an absolute asshole/freak she is. I’m sorry but there is something WRONG with her. And I love the way they tried to make Ian’s post-war return to Vietnam make him somehow more sympathetic. He’s still riding a bike through the streets of a foreign city screaming, “Whoo hooo! Numba 1 Cab Driver!!!”

Fuck off.