Because I am unemployed, or as my friend Sarah would say, “On hiatus,” I had time today to facilitate a very funny practical joke/April Fools gag on one of my former employers from ASHTRAY. Fred’s nasty coffee cup just took a holiday.

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{Editor’s Note: Operation Coffee Cup concluded this afternoon at 4:30 and the April Fools reveal was sent to Fred. While it took a little while for him to figure out what in the hell was going on this morning, once it sunk in he apparently called it one of the best practical jokes he’s ever heard of. Therefore, lest you all think that I’m the only freak here, allow me to give a big shout-out to the prank’s mastermind, Ms. Tanya, who was the first to suggest last night, over a Margarita, that this is what we should do. Sarah was originally going to throw the cup away and be rid of it.}