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For the first time in my memory of this show there was partial female nudity. Considering how often we had to see old Rich’s ass on the first Survivor, I’d say they need about 3 more episodes like last night’s to make it up to us.

Thank freaking god! The women finally got their act together enough to build a halfway functional camp. That was starting to get hopeless. And happily enough, in addition to nude bathing, the “cute girls” have officially annointed themselves as the villains of Survivor Amazon for every average girl in America who thinks that any of those men is a cutie.

Roger is horrible. Joanna is crazy. And Rob…well. Rob may be the show’s true evil genius. He did get that 1420 on his SAT.

Best line of the night:

Rob: “I didn’t realize that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor.”

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