By AmyMo on Jan 10, 2005 in Family, Life
Why Vegas Frightens Me
The following is an exact copy of an e-mail from one of the women I’ll be traveling to Las Vegas with this weekend:
“I will probably bring like 20 outfits and only wear 2 of them. I will wear chillin clothes on Friday to the a/p, meaning my fav jeans and a cute shirt with my fav boots. I will bring some cute club outfits and of course way chillin clothes for Sunday and the ride home. I might imagine that we’ll wear at least 5 outfits all weekend. Layers will probably be the way I go.
Can’t wait girls!!”
I’ll be wearin’ my chillin’ jeans too.
Argh. At least you have the sense to put the apostrophe in “chillin’ jeans.”
Christina | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
Okay, I get why you’re frightened.My prayers will be with you although I still wish I didn’t know when you were going until you were all back safely!
MOm | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
You have chillin’ jeans. What are chillin’ jeans? I have a pair that are too tight. Does that qualify?
Sarah | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
May God have mercy on your soul…
Seriously, you can have as good/bad/evil/depraved/boring a time in Vegas as you want. You’ll be hearing the DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK of slot machines for weeks after you return.
Michael | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
Tiffany just explained to Jodi and I what chillin’ jeans are. Now, I know that we all have chillin’ jeans. I’m a little bit slow.
Sarah | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
Thank goodness for Tiffany. Perhaps I should be consulting with her about my wardrobe. On second thought…
And Mom, you need to just go to the spa or something and not think about it. We’ll be fine.
Michael, I’m more concerned about hearing the high pitched squeals of excited girls than the dink dink dink of slots. I’ll reconsider that when we return, though.
AmyMo | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
Christina and I discovered at Harrah’s in New Orleans that slots don’t go chink-chink-chink any more. They have electronic cards and tickets and stuff. It’s really depressing.
Christopher | Jan 10, 2005 | Reply
good luck.
while i have faith you’ll survive the thunder from down under, i’d be more concerned if they were taking you to the spearmint rhino.
http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/stripclubs/spearmintrhino.html
if you have a car and time, i’d suggest the ‘valley of fire’. http://www.desertusa.com/nvval/
samantha | Jan 11, 2005 | Reply
We have all decided that we are going to Hooch Amy out for The Thunder Down Under. I will post pictures as soon as I get them.
Amy your gonna look Hot!!!!
Jenny | Jan 11, 2005 | Reply
And YOU’RE going to get popped.
AmyMo | Jan 11, 2005 | Reply
The cards and magazines of men and women who are available for “a fun time”, make lovely keepsakes and the $5.99 All U Can Eat prime rib buffet always has a two hour waiting line.
Loren | Jan 11, 2005 | Reply
Well my friend - you better get busy putting together your fav jeans - and some chillin clothes - don’t forget the cute shirts we all know you cherrish - and your most cute club outfits - and of course your second day of chillin cloths… Need a cute purse?? Sounds like you are in for a great adventure!
Katie & Nicole | Jan 13, 2005 | Reply
Wow. Has that chick ever considered a career as a features columnist?
Amy Eisenman | Jan 15, 2005 | Reply