Granola

So who smuggled in the (brand not revealed) granola bar? Was it a plant? Were they unable to get the Balance™ people to pay for product placement after the fact? I’m so amused. And let’s talk about homemaker Janet for one second. She redeemed herself at the end with her final words but she must be the most deluded person to ever get chosen to participate on this show. It amazes me how wasted she was after being in the Amazon for like, 24 hours. What is that? Diabetes. Look it up, Janet.

Anyway, the women depress me. Their complete and utter inability to get a roof over their heads or a fish in their skillet is appalling. Krystie’s whining is self defeating, Joanna’s religious fervor is second only to her attitude and temper on the annoying scale, and Jean is a minion of satan just lookin’ for some shit to stir. I love Survivor.

Roger’s homophobia was so predictable I could have cared. It would really only be interesting if there was a queer to be found in this Amazon bunch. The environment continues to be the best thing about this show. Why can’t every night be Thursday night!