• I’m supposed to be getting a laptop at work today. I am simultaneously thrilled and nervous about that.
• There are millions of people starving in the world and I spend countless billable hours debating the merits of interactive tools designed to help rich people remodel their homes. Just sayin’.
• I like song lyrics. I am also a walking encyclopedia of them. I don’t know them all but chances are, if I’ve heard it, I know it. Of all the things to have a memory aptitude for, why that?
• If I were watching myself as a character on a television show I would frequently be screaming, “You idiot!!!” at the screen.

Reading: The World According to Garp.
Watching: Countless CSI and Law & Order SVU reruns.
Last five on iTunes: Hips Don’t Lie–Shakira (why is this song so damn catchy?), David–Nellie McKay, Lucy Doesn’t Love You–Ivy, Check On It–Beyonce’, It Must Be Your Love–Etta James.