Today has been full of them. For example:

[15:07] AmyMo: okay. I’m sorry if I was a complete bitch in that meeting but I feel like I’ve had these conversations before and I just keep repeating myself and I’m not sure what to do to be able to quit repeating myself.
[15:07] Julie: upi were mpt
[15:07] AmyMo: what the hell was that?!
[15:07] Julie: lol you were not
[15:07] AmyMo: hahaha
[15:07] Julie: keyboard - finger misalignment
[15:07] AmyMo: fabulous.

Then there was this:

Session Start: Wed Oct 18 10:27:25 2006
[10:27] Relysh: do we do a halloween thing here?
[10:27] AmyMo: Yes
[10:27] Relysh: do most people dress up?
[10:29] Relysh: i’ve never worked anywhere that let ya dress up.
[10:29] AmyMo: People have been known to dress up, yes. Sean won the costume contest last year in a Tigger suit.
[10:29] Relysh: heeee
[10:29] Relysh: last year i was a japanese schoolgirl
[10:29] AmyMo: er
[10:29] Relysh: i had to draw in my eyebrows because the wig washed them out.
[10:29] AmyMo: Some of us have to work.
[10:29] AmyMo: That would be distracting.
[10:29] Relysh: i have a uniform i bought in a resale shop
[10:30] Relysh: it wasnt a slutty schoolgirl costume. it goes to my knees!
[10:30] Relysh: but it swirls so fun.
[10:30] AmyMo: :thunk:

But my favorite was the in-person conversation I just had with Lynn. I have been flipping out about a number of wardrobe situations pending in the next two weeks, including but not limited to, the aforementioned company anniversary party. We were talking about the party and who was going to be there/not be there, etc. and I asked her what she was going to wear. She hadn’t even thought about it.

As the conversation continued she was obviously starting to wander and suddenly she says, SHIT! What am I going to wear?! A few minutes of hemming and hawing and mentally assessing her wardrobe later, she stomps off towards the water machine and says, “Sheesh, Amy! You’re such a girl!”

And I am 100% certain that nobody has ever said that to me in quite that way before.