Tonight is the American Music Awards.

Regular readers may recall my experience with this show last year.

So what’s a girl to do?

“Performers announced for the special thus far are Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Dixie Chicks, Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Mary J. Blige, Nelly Furtado, Pussycat Dolls, Rascal Flatts, Snow Patrol and Tenacious D.”

I would like to hear most of them. But lessons from the past indicate they will all suck and I will want to jam pencils into my ears.

And yet, I just know I’ll end up tuning in. I think it’s a sickness.

Editor’s Note: Yes, I’m totally watching, and yes, they’re terrible. Gah! I think it’s time for bath and bed.

Editor’s Note 2: Oh for pete’s sake. I hung in there a few more minutes and heard the Dixie Chicks and they were awesome. This is why this show is a damn curse!