A day in to the contest and so far this is all I’ve gotten:

“Sassy, silly, super-fly single white female looking for someone to geo-chach with and more. Needs to have sense of humor, sense of style and sense of smell. Looking for someone to watch CSI with, shop for collared shirts with and most important laugh with.

TTFN
LYLAS
BFF
LOL”

Now. While that submission made me laugh like a moron, I have to admit I think someone can do better. As it stands right now though, JMo is the only candidate for all four prizes (she’s hoping for a new Coach bag).

Contest deadline is Sunday night. I’m giving you folks a whole week.

It’s a pretty funny submission. I dare someone to top it. Heh.