The ads came in pretty heavy today and this contest is officially going to be a challenge to judge. Having literate friends is a fabulous thing!
From KB:

“She’s been to London, she hasn’t been to France, but you still might get into this cool chick’s pants. Course, you’ll need to: love dry humor, loyalty, brilliance and creativity; accept the fact that she loves her awesome job; be willing to engage in intellectually stimulating (and completely ridiculous) conversation; and you must enjoy, nay, adore both beer and Chipotle. Oh, and I guess you should be female.”

BaconJulie suggests:

“Me:

1. Single
3. Smart
4. Sexy
5. Self-Aware
6. Socially secure
7. So totally not into games

You:
All of the above AND looking for a real-life true blue adult relationship (OR only some of the above and looking solely for a shag).”

Last but not least, an entry from co-worker Gail:

“A rapier wit, keen intellect and unparalleled sense of humor, this hard-working gal-about-town, brings FUN to a whole new level.

If you are well-read, love to travel and enjoy the finer things in life, call… “