EMo joins the fray with this speculation about my bedroom interests:

I am a good catch: independent, employed, relatively emotionally stable, and damned cute.

I am looking for a woman who respects herself and me, who deserves to be pampered but doesn’t expect it, who likes making out for hours, watching award shows, has heard of DragonCon even if she’s never been to it, and appreciates my sharp wit and cynical sense of humor.

Not interested in U-Hauls, drama, dodging evil ex’s, threesomes or men…

If you’ve never dated a woman before, please do not apply.

For the record, awareness of DragonCon is actually NOT a prerequisite, and I don’t believe I’ve ever said I wasn’t interested in a threesome.

Just sayin’.