All the news that’s too boring to expound upon aimlessly in lengthy paragraphs.

• I’m not pregnant. I’m also in a much better mood.
• Tonight I get to babysit for Tyler for the first time! Even better, I get to use a dishwasher!
• Saturday night I’m attending The Moscow Cat Theater with KB. I have no idea.
• I haven’t purchased a single Christmas gift yet. Seriously. I am screwed.
• It has been virtually impossible for me to get out of bed this week. And I’ve been going to sleep as early as 9:30 some evenings. I just have not been able to quit hitting snooze.
• BaconJ finally gets some furniture in her apartment today! Three cheers for BaconJ’s new chaise! You will now know where to find me.
• Jamie got a dog. I’m not sure whats goofier–the dog or Jamie WITH the dog. They’re cute though. Rufus is a Jack Russell and he’s awfully sweet. We went out Wednesday night and Jamie went home three times to check on him. Seriously. It was quite funny.

And I think that’s about the size of it. I expect to find myself at the mall this weekend. And you know how insane that’s going to be.