Married By America

As last night’s finale aired, Tanya looked to me and said, “Do you remember that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa breaks ChooChoo’s (Ralph Wiggum) heart and they pin-point the exact moment it happens and play it again. That’s what this was like. And I know that I wanted to watch this and see what happened but I don’t ever want to watch it again. I don’t need to watch someone’s heart break on national television like that.”

Tanya is cuter and way more sympathetic than I am. My sympathy for a person tends to end the moment they appear on my television screen. Poor Billie Jeanne. But she wants to move to L.A., even if things don’t work out with Tony. Billie Jeanne is going to be a star–of one variety or another. Maybe she can put that “this is my heart breaking” skill to good use. Do the Miller Lite Mud Wrestling girls ever get to act?