Downsizing

We’ve decided to sell all of our shit and move. We don’t need a two bedroom apartment, nobody ever sleeps in our spare bedroom, even when we have company. The last people who slept in there were us.

We like having lots of space, we like hosting guests and having parties and letting people crash all over the place and all of that. In fact, we love it. Know what we love more? Money. And houses. We don’t have enough of either to be pretending like we’re homeowners.

Therefore, in an effort to furthur our financial goals, blah blah blah, we’re selling all of our shit and moving.

To be exact, we’re moving into a one bedroom, 781 square foot, cute, little, bitty, apartment. Someday, when we buy a house, we’ll buy furniture for it. In the meantime, this move will save us $250 a month. And we may not even turn on our phone, which will save us even more. You are all still welcome to stay with us at anytime, you will just have to sleep on the floor and wait your turn for the bathroom. This should not present a problem for anyone.

Anybody wanna buy a chaise that is actually one third of a sectional? How about a dresser? A green couch with cat damage?

No really, I’m not kidding.