Your Money or Your Mind

So tonight’s finale of Mr. Personality will find Haley choosing between the creepy hypnotist and the creepy millionaire. I can’t help but wonder how she’ll react if she chooses the hypnotist. How could that relationship survive her viewing the episodes. I mean, really? That just goes beyond weird. And Will is freakin’ crazy obsessed. His behavior just screams crack-head stalker.

I can’t stand the idea of three days in a row of masturbatory American Idol finale. Three days? That’s absurd. I will not watch. I’ll learn about the results on the Internet like everybody else.

In other reality television news, I can’t wait until the Amazing Race starts. It’s the only thing that takes the sting out of a Survivorless summer.

In non television related news:

We did indeed spend the entire weekend up to our elbows in cleaning supplies. You’d think the apartment was wrecked or something. It really wasn’t that bad. Now it has hospital corners. All this to invite a 100-pound dog to crash on our couch for four days. Oh yeah, Tanya’s stepmom too. I’m really looking forward to seeing Rebecca. It’s been almost two years. She’s a very funny lady and I’m sure we’re going to have a great time. And if she is able to bring her mother it will be even more funny because that woman is a laugh riot.