Archive for December 19th, 2002

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Top 7 Things Salvation Army Volunteers Should Not Do!

Sing

Touch me

Chase me into the store asking inane questions like “What did you eat for Thanksgiving dinner? Are you full? Will you bring me leftovers?”

Walk towards me aggressively as I approach the store.

Walk towards me aggressively EVER!

Smoke

Comment out loud on the amount of money (or lack thereof) [...]