Archive for April, 2003

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Farmer Ted
I am Survivor’s bitch. Rob is may favorite contestant of all time, ya’ll. If you get that Sixteen Candles reference you’ll understand why I was a little bit worried about him last night. For the first 20 minutes or so I was afraid we’d lost him to his deep desire to be one of [...]

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Raelians Appoint Michael Moore ‘Honorary Guide’
MONTREAL (Wireless Flash) — The Raelian movement, the same group that claimed to have cloned a baby last December, has made controversial filmmaker, Michael Moore, an “Honorary Guide.” The religion based on its leader RAEL handed Moore the award for his movie “Bowling For Columbine” and for his anti-war position [...]

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Highly Educated May Have Poorer Mental Health
What amuses me about these results is that the researchers describe them as surprising. We all know the smarter you are, the crazier you are. Who hasn’t lamented the fact that stupid people have it easy because they don’t have to ponder anything deeper than their navel? Duh. Of [...]

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Ode to Bachelor 17
He’s a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladiesHe’s a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladiesYou’re getting sleepy, very sleepy
He’s a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladiesNever had a pocket watch, never counted backwardsYou won’t remember why you liked himYou won’t remember why you liked him
–They Might Be Giants

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Mr. Personality
The beginning of this show was considerably more entertaining for me than the first episode of Joe Millionaire, if only because I don’t think it took itself as seriously. All of those ‘get to know you’ activities were so goofy. And the hypnotist guy? Way creepy. Is it so wrong to like Monica Lewinsky?
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