Archive for April, 2003

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In Other News
Last night I saw Benjamin Holland’s summer home. Ya’ll. The Holland headquarters looks amazing. The addition is tremendous. Tanya just kept saying, “holy crap!” for 15 or 20 minutes after we got there. Too cool. We also ate this ham. Hot damn. Good ham.
There was a cake baked in the shape of a [...]

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Let X=X
I met this guy - and he looked like might have been a hat check clerk at an ice rink.Which, in fact, he turned out to be. And I said: Oh boy. Right again.
Let X=X. You know, it could be you.It’s a sky-blue sky. Satellites are out tonight.Let X=X.
You know, I could write a [...]

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He Is Risen, Indeed
I started off the morning feeling a little bit hung-over and wishing I had a Cadbury Caramel Egg. I was also wondering what amazing dinner Jennifer Holland will be cooking for us this evening at the newly remodeled Holland headquarters. I am several of the seven deadly sins with legs.
My mother started [...]

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First Real Miss-My-Mac Moment
I spent an absurd amount of time last night trying to remove something called Xupiter from my hard drive. Two spyware removal programs and some hair loss later and I think I got the bastard, but damn. That sucker wrapped itself around everything, shipped God only knows how much of my personal [...]

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Married By America
As last night’s finale aired, Tanya looked to me and said, “Do you remember that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa breaks ChooChoo’s (Ralph Wiggum) heart and they pin-point the exact moment it happens and play it again. That’s what this was like. And I know that I wanted to watch this and [...]