Archive for July, 2003

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Cowards!
What the hell happened to personal responsibility? Did it become optional at some point? Some dumb motherfucker took a big damn chunk out of the left front fender of my car without so much as a, “sorry about your Saturn.” I mean damn. There’s a huge smear of white paint (which goes well with the [...]

Bird Poop »

If you come to my apartment. Park on the right of the parking lot. My car is covered in bird poop from parking on the left. I mean, COVERED. It’s disgusting.
Gym Report
We were there everyday this week but today was the first really good day. We both increased weight on the upper body stuff this [...]

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Funny Site Stats
Today someone visited my page by way of a Google search for “Fattest People Photos.”
I’ll own up to being a big girl but I don’t think I qualify for this grouping quite yet. A few more pieces of that pie…

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Testing, Testing
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

You Know What I Like? »

Pie.
Our friend Nicole made the most amazing apple pie the other night. And of course, I decline her offer of bringing some leftovers home. What have I been thinking about for two solid days? Pie.
Maybe an extra 10 minutes on the elliptical will wipe all memory of pie from my mind but I doubt it. [...]