Things We Said Today

Day 2
DragonCon is a complete freak show. This will come as no surprise to most of you but I am always dumbfounded by some of the things we see every year. At the moment, there is a half-naked blonde in my living room wrapping herself in white duct tape to prepare her Leelou costume. We [...]

Enter the Geeks
DragonCon weekend kicked off with last night’s arrival of the Florida crew. The evening didn’t exactly go well for us as nobody could have anticipated that the pre-registration sign-in line would take two fucking hours to get through. I figured we had our little post card, we’d wait in line for a few [...]

Feh
I hate Wednesdays. Just sayin’.

What I Learned This Weekend
Fat people might die at White Water.
That’s right. According to the recorded voice that drones on and on while you’re waiting in line, “extremely overweight or out of shape people are at increased risk for serious injury.” They don’t say, “letting your 5-year old run around the park unattended could result [...]

HA!
Thai ban for ‘Big Flabby Buttocks’.
How have I never heard this song? I must have a copy. AND! Their permanent secretary to the culture ministry’s name is Chakrarot Chitrabongs. Folks, names don’t get much better than that.