Things We Said Today

You drop off the planet for a week and everyone forgets you. I just blogged about poop and posted a picture of myself looking like Jabba the Hutt and none of you has a comment? Not even the person who nagged me to blog? I know my mother is out of town, where is everybody [...]

I am plagued by business reply by mail cards. Do people actually mail those things in? In all my life I’ve never returned one of those cards. Nor do I know anyone who has. At least, I don’t think I do, some of you will doubtless prove me wrong in the comments box. Instead of [...]

This is an appropriate shot to post today on Katie’s 32 birthday. Look there, I thought I had a muscle! HA! We were just too butch for school. Gah!

Katie started this whole memory lane process on Friday by telling her partner, Nicole, the story of my kleptomania during our freshman year. I stole a doll [...]

I feel like I should be blogging about this. Lord knows I’m talking about it a lot. Lord knows the issue riles me up quite a bit. But I just can’t seem to find a way to say anything that I want to say about it without coming off like an angry, hot headed asshole. [...]

As if all of my reasons for thinking the tribe needs to get rid of Richard aren’t enough…the ugly naked fat guy routine is not even a little bit funny. It’s distracting and nasty. He needs to go. And what is up with his witholding fire from the tribe? I don’t get his strategy there [...]