Archive for January, 2006

Why I Should Watch the Office »

Jennifer: “Is it just me or does it smell like updoc in here?”
Me: “What’s up doc?”
Jennifer: “I don’t know! What’s up with you?! Bahahahahahaha! :rolling on floor, clutching sides: YOU FELL FOR IT! HAHAHAHA!”
Me: You have fucking lost your mind.

Attack of the Killer Gas Bill and Other Tales »

I am single handedly funding the war in Iraq. At least you’d be inclined to think that if you saw my gas bill. They only read meters about every other month. So this month’s bill included my “current month’s” usage and an adjustment to last month’s usage based on their reading, making my gas bill [...]

Self Portrait with House and Ladder »


Snakes on a Plane! »

I can’t stop laughing about this. I read about the movie in Wired this month.
Samual L. Jackson stars in Snakes on a Plane! The b-movie phenomenon that has already enveloped the film in a blanket of love and anticipation is the perfect precursor to this year’s B-Fest. Too bad the actual movie won’t be [...]

Spencer! »