Things We Said Today

EMo joins the fray with this speculation about my bedroom interests:
I am a good catch: independent, employed, relatively emotionally stable, and damned cute.
I am looking for a woman who respects herself and me, who deserves to be pampered but doesn’t expect it, who likes making out for hours, watching award shows, has heard of [...]

Creepy Bunnies

Originally uploaded by Dania_H.

We interrupt the flow of contest entries to bring you this disturbing photograph.

The ads came in pretty heavy today and this contest is officially going to be a challenge to judge. Having literate friends is a fabulous thing!
From KB:
“She’s been to London, she hasn’t been to France, but you still might get into this cool chick’s pants. Course, you’ll need to: love dry humor, loyalty, brilliance and [...]

The last sentence pushes this ad to the top of the running in several categories at the moment!
“Raven haired, erudite, wickedly funny single female, enjoys photography, good books, fine foods (bacotots aside) and single malt scotch. Looking for upbeat woman, who enjoys The Wire, B scifi movies and can handle my koo-koo pants family. The [...]

UGAJenZ enters the contest in the Most Sincerely Flattering category with this ‘get right to the point’ gem:
“Intelligent, funny, and super hot female seeks same. Must appreciate my fabulous hair and impressive sweater collection. No U-Hauls on first date, please.”
I’m not super hot but I do have great hair. I’m actively considering tinting or coloring [...]